the OMARS for the TYOOL 2016 – movie awards   no comments

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Hello People,

We present to you a list of the true best motion pictures of the year.  Not a hauty list of navel gazing drivel from the landed attention whores.  Entertainment baby.  Here is the list of the normanees for the tightest movies of last year of our lord 2016……

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Manchester by the Sea…….

Deadpool…….

Captain America: Civil War……..

Fences……

The Nice Guys……..

Hacksaw Ridge……..

Live by Night……..

La La Land…….

The Lobster………..

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This year we have 2 winners.  The People’s choice, sourced from a straw pole from online communities, and Freak Leaks’ own pick, which is really the better movie.

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Pleb’s choice:

HACKSAW RIDGE

And the Freakiest Leak:

THE NICE GUYS

 

Hacksaw ridge was masterful, by Melly Mel, the ravenous genious.  But the Nice Guys is just too pretty, too awesome, too funny, too damn slick . to . beat.

Butchya likes whatchya likes. here’s the detail from the straw pole:

https://strawpoll.com/w21g8rx

If you want to revote, we’ll keep this pole open, and will announce, forever, if the pick changes for 2016.  So if it’s 2021, and another movie looks better in retrospect, we’ll send an update.

 

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Manchester by the Sea was very pleasant to watch, saved all of the heart string pulling until one key moment and strummed hard.  Deadpool was legitimately funny, had sick action, and saved the best action for the last scene, to make a more comic-like movie.   Civil War just had too many heavy hitters boxin it out, pretty enjoyable, and hard to say you wouldn’t watch it again.  Fences, too much charisma denzel, always killinit, and a good meaningful script with relateable shit.  Hacksaw Ridge, decent love story with some sweet dialog, that blasts along with really bitchin ludacris action for really long stretches, nice suprise, and an unusual structure that’s welcome. Live by night, hey, it was fun, nice suits and settings, good gunfights, for a classic gangster movie.  la-la-la-la-um-um-la-Land was dulce de leche, with some good themes and good dialog, too bad Emma Stone is an annoying and useless box of rocks.  And the Lobster, what a great scifi/fantasy/afterlife premise, engineered to troll your deepest fears of dating, and sticks the landing with actors and photography.

The Nice Guys though, just funny man.  You laugh, you cry, you get pumped.  It’s the kind of movie that makes you wanna get some coke.  Awesome set design, super flashy but looks accurate, they really enjoyed themselves there.  One of the best Party depictions in a movie, let’s go to there.  A nice Rush-Hour like action romp at the end, with the perfect setting, classic 70s car show.  And conspiracy exposures at the root of it.  Classic LA themes, and double’s down on the problems opened by Rodger Rabbit.  Classic lines like “At least you’re drinking again”.  The Goose is on here twice, and this might be his best role.  You gotta be good if you can do serious and then be legit funny, slapstick style.  And finally, a movie that doesn’t have washed out colors.  Moreover, making a Porno Flick that packages whistleblowing against conspiracies, we very much muy likey.   Go watch that shit two time mang.

Shane Black….

..we are proud to give you the obsidian sculpture of Omar, in honor of your writing and directing of this fine Kino.  And Gibson, you get one too.  They love you man, just keep on truckin and don’t stop stealing the dragon’s gold.

Sincerely,

Freaky Leaks

 

 

 

Written by THEM on March 4th, 2017

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